this one time I shoved a shit load of chocolate buttons up my nose and had to go to the emergency room because I couldn’t get them out but by the time the doctor got to me it had all melted and I had a chocolate nosebleed all over my shirt
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- Michael: he would just walk into our room and take our underwear
- Luke: what do you want me to do?!
- Michael: YOU WASH YOUR OWN UNDERWEAR!
- Luke: no no i don't have time for that
if you had your first kiss at 13 that’s cool
if you’ve never kissed anyone and you’re 21 that’s cool too
don’t judge your life and your experiences based on the experiences of others because at the end of the day there are kids on broadway whose lives make yours look like shit no matter when you nerds get your first kiss